You see this here? It's going in my boot.
When you're working such long hours...
...you're going home at night, you can either watch TV to kind of wind down...
I decided I was gonna write a song.
And the inspiration for it was being on set in the counting room, counting all that gold.
And for Nori that was quite an amazing thing.
Apparently I get to keep it all at the end, which is brilliant. Heh.
Well, Jed became completely obsessed...
...with, I suppose, he would describe it...
...as a sort of rap song that he did about the rivers of gold.
BOTH [SINGING]: Rivers of Gold
I remember him going, "This is my Erebor rap." I was like, "Your what?"
He's like, "My Erebor rap." And then he did it and got all funky, and I was like, "Oh, my God."
[RAPPING] Danger aplenty getting up to that hill And when we get there, there's a dragon to kill
For that gold
He kept singing something on set.
We just ignored it after a while. It was kind of irritating.
[RAPPING] Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, One is funny, one is somber
One is overweight, but he don't care
Bifur got a head trauma Bombur empties out the sauna
Oh, my God.
This is one of those things, I'm gonna look back and go:
"Why did I say yes to that?"
BROPHY [SINGING]: The baker's dozen are coming to town
Locking it down
Yeah, we're rolling
Rolling
The baker's dozen are coming to town
Locking it down, yeah
We're rolling
Here we go
Thorin Oakenshield is coming to town
He's got this big hunk of wood He's got a permanent frown
He's the king of the Dwarves Don't stand in his way
He's gotta be in the mountain By Durin's Day
Balin and Dwalin They're both from East Harlem
One looks like the Rock The other rocks like Stalin
Big double-ax man The wisdom of years
It should protect him and control his fears
Oin and Gloin They love gold coin
One's the father of Gimli One's the son of Groin
Gloin is the keeper of history's ghosts Oin, his brother, is as deaf as a post
Fili and Kili, not like Milli Vanilli They say their own lines but they do sound silly
They look like Dwarves But they dance like Elvis
Sword with steel And tilted pelvis
Gold, rivers of gold
Left up in a mountain So I've been told
Of all that gold
Rivers of gold
Left up in the mountains By the kings of old
Bifur, Bofur, Bombur One is funny, one is somber
One is overweight, but he don't care
Bifur's got a head trauma Bombur empties out the sauna
Bofur just can turn up in time anywhere
Ori, Dori, Nori What's the weird hairdo story?
Do you tongue it along the way?
Ori's niftily holding it Nori's shiftily outfitted
Dori just can't move his face
Wargs, spiders and Trolls Try to stand in our way
We the bad baker's dozen And we would have our say
Weapons and Sting Pockets of gold
Here to take back the halls of old
Bilbo Baggins, he's from the Shire
Gandalf the wizard, he's a gun for hire
Danger aplenty getting up to that hill
Then when we get there There's a dragon to kill
For that gold Rivers of gold
Left up in a mountain So I've been told
Of all that gold
Rivers of gold
Left up in the mountains By the kings of old
GANDALF: We must fly with force There's no time to waste
Take 15, scene 88
BROPHY: Give me that gold Come on, give me that gold
Yeah, give me that gold
Yeah, give me that Oh, give me that
Follow that gold
Rivers of gold
Left up in the mountains By the kings of old
- Oh, Christ. I mean, honestly. WOMAN: Awesome. Ha, ha, ha.